To Pick Up Chicks!

I thought Google was a non-judgmental place. I just want to wear my chicken suit in peace, okay Internet?
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I thought Google was a non-judgmental place. I just want to wear my chicken suit in peace, okay Internet?
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If you’re asking, you probably shouldn’t be having that first baby.
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But more people need to learn how to stay away from dragon affairs. Piss off a dragon and your clothes will get scorched all the same.
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Because you evolved from pigs, unlike the rest of us. Luckily, it means you taste delicious.
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People are just so hard to digest.
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Also, never do the possible, only the impossible. Words to live by.
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