To Pick Up Chicks!

Mar. 9, 2010

why the hell are you dressed like a chicken

I thought Google was a non-judgmental place. I just want to wear my chicken suit in peace, okay Internet?

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Was Bound To Happen

Mar. 9, 2010

the bed that eats people

You can swallow me in delicious sleep anytime, bed.

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It Is An Invalid Toad

Mar. 8, 2010

home is not valid toad

It broke a leg hiking through Geocities.

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Totally

Mar. 8, 2010

can my fetus get pregnant

If you’re asking, you probably shouldn’t be having that first baby.

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Really?

Mar. 7, 2010

turtles are nature's suction cups

That’s a lesson I never heard from Splinter.

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Learn From My Fail

Mar. 6, 2010

do not iron clothes on body

But more people need to learn how to stay away from dragon affairs. Piss off a dragon and your clothes will get scorched all the same.

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Because You Are Awesome

Mar. 5, 2010

why do i have four nipples

Because you evolved from pigs, unlike the rest of us. Luckily, it means you taste delicious.

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That Is What Volcanoes Are

Mar. 5, 2010

does god get diarrhea

People are just so hard to digest.

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It Happens

Mar. 4, 2010

i mistook my wife for a hat

Is it because she’s so stimulating?

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Your Logic Hurts My Head

Mar. 4, 2010

never have children, only grandchildren

Also, never do the possible, only the impossible. Words to live by.

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