Parisian Lust

February 8th, 2010 ichc.emily No comments

How Anthropomorphically Delicious

February 8th, 2010 bergalert 4 comments

of my god a talking muffin

If anyone asks, you don’t know me – The Muffin Man.

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Eww…Wet Noodles

February 8th, 2010 bergalert 7 comments
oh no someone ate spaghetti in the shower again

oh no someone ate spaghetti in the shower again

It was spaghetti cat! Then we had a nice conversation about pancakes.

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Um…No It Isn’t…

February 7th, 2010 bergalert 8 comments

a horse is a pig that don't fly straight

Google is just full of science facts!

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More Fun Facts From Google!

February 6th, 2010 bergalert 8 comments
bears are made from pine needles

Bears are made from pine needles

That explains why they’re such pricks.

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Probably

February 5th, 2010 autoplaya 4 comments

does beyonce worship the devil

‘Cause only a deal with the devil could result in a booty that ‘licious.

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Better Safe Than Sorry!

February 5th, 2010 autoplaya 4 comments

jesus loves me but i make him wear a condom

“Trust me: latex ain’t gonna deter divine sperm.” — The Virgin Mary

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I Think That’s Leprechauns

February 4th, 2010 bergalert 9 comments

why do midgets laugh when they run

Because they have your shoes!

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Oops?

February 4th, 2010 bergalert 8 comments

Oops i killed a gang of ninjas

It’s impossible to complete your search request because ninja revenge is that fast.

Fave comment:  “What happens when Brittany Spears and Chuck Norris do a songwriting collaboration? I’ll take ‘What were they thinking?’ for $1000 Alex.” – James

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‘LOST’: Autocomplete Per Season

February 3rd, 2010 autoplaya 6 comments

SEASON ONE: Oceanic Flight 815 crashes on a mysterious island. Everyone survives. What?

survival of the deadSubmitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

SEASON TWO: The gang peers into the hatch.

i dunno what the hell's in there but it's weird and pissed off whatever it isSubmitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

SEASON THREE: Viewers respond.

i'm so bored i'm drinking bleachSubmitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

SEASON FOUR: Back on the mainland, the Oceanic Six shack up.

why is there a dead pakistani on my couchSubmitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

SEASON FIVE: Locke turns things around.

more fun than an open casket funeralSubmitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

SEASON SIX: Locke vs. Jacob. Jack vs. Sawyer. H-Bomb vs. Juliet. Etc.

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