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i like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger

And I like to think of Jesus as a hunky woodsman who will craft me a cabin out of red maple using only his bare hands and a pickaxe. We all have our soul saving fantasies.

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  1. Marge says:

    lol. sounds like Sexy Pa Ingalls.

  2. WAG says:

    “I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur” wasn’t even the weirdest one

  3. joethebiden says:

    That’s a quote by Cal Naughton Jr from Talladega Nights.

  4. DrTran says:

    That’s from talladega nights, sir. Try searching “i like to think of jesus as a ninja”

  5. DrPluton says:

    I liked the results I found when I looked up “Gordon Freeman” + “Jesus.”

  6. Miriam says:

    Isn’t this a quote from Ricky Bobby? I seem to remember the John C. Reilly character saying something along these lines.

  7. Casey says:

    Has anyone noticed the “tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur” at the very top?

  8. J.S. Hoover says:

    He typed in the entire statement that’s highlighted. I don’t think this qualifies as autocomplete.

  9. Really nice post, Thanks again for a nice site.


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