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Did you mean: Why can’t I own a hockey team?
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Did you mean: Why can’t I own a hockey team?
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You can’t own a Canadian because Molson Canadian is a brand of beer, you only rent beer.
Haha, I’ve been to that site. See the link. ^^^
I can’t answer that first question, but I can answer that fifth one…
I came upon “Why Can’t I Own A Canadian?” through Stumble Upon a while back. It’s apparently a pretty popular open letter to Dr. Laura, and also funny.
perhaps you can, junior: http://www.justice.gc.ca/eng/fs-sv/tp/pub/post-aff/img/poster_1.jpg
Who would WANT to own one?
>:( who WOULDN’T want to own one
Ha! You can’t own a Canadian because we are not for sale
. – From A Canadian
lol, nice, Why Can’t You Be by 3eb… funny that a. I’m listening to that album right now, and b. the song just came on as I looked at this post.
I WANT A CANADIAN!!!
Well you can’t have one. Cause Canada is a free contry! Wait, don’t that mean then you are free to own a canadian? Oh crap…..
The original was a parody of biblical literalism that asked, if the bible says we may own slaves from foreign lands why can’t I own a Canadian.
Can’t touch me! *hammer time music* Ya, I’m Canadian! haha! you can’t touch me!
I miss the days of white slavery.