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why can't i own a canadian?

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  1. GuanoTO says:

    You can’t own a Canadian because Molson Canadian is a brand of beer, you only rent beer.

  2. Zira says:

    Haha, I’ve been to that site. See the link. ^^^

  3. Someone says:

    I can’t answer that first question, but I can answer that fifth one…

  4. Tesko says:

    I came upon “Why Can’t I Own A Canadian?” through Stumble Upon a while back. It’s apparently a pretty popular open letter to Dr. Laura, and also funny.

  5. Gero says:

    Who would WANT to own one?

  6. Brad says:

    Ha! You can’t own a Canadian because we are not for sale :P . – From A Canadian

  7. Tuk says:

    lol, nice, Why Can’t You Be by 3eb… funny that a. I’m listening to that album right now, and b. the song just came on as I looked at this post.

  8. fieldhockeyace9 says:

    I WANT A CANADIAN!!!

    • Kaylean says:

      Well you can’t have one. Cause Canada is a free contry! Wait, don’t that mean then you are free to own a canadian? Oh crap…..

  9. verisimilidude says:

    The original was a parody of biblical literalism that asked, if the bible says we may own slaves from foreign lands why can’t I own a Canadian.

  10. Kaylean says:

    Can’t touch me! *hammer time music* Ya, I’m Canadian! haha! you can’t touch me!

  11. inuzrule says:

    I miss the days of white slavery.


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