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neither. you’d turn inside out.
You can’t. Your feet would be sticking out of your mouth and you’d remain a circle that has to find some way to survive without letting your feet out of your mouth, but able to digest food using another opening of your body. Try to write notes for help if you hadn’t already eaten your hands already.
I read an SF story from Japan about a man who ate himself years ago…
Disappear. Your gastrointestinal tract dissolves tissues to a smaller size, so they can leak out once you’ve eaten your intestines.
Of course, you would die before you got to eating your mouth, but if you were able to eat your mouth you would break it down to smaller pieces. So your body would become a heap of poo, water, and small chunks of gastrointestinal tract.
I call that disappearing.
in fact, you’d neither, matter never dissapers, it transforms. What would actually happen is that even if you were Ultra flexible, there would be a pint in which you wouldn’t be able to go on, cause you can’t eat your mouth as you can’t see your eyes.
how would you manage to eat your self, especially your mouth…
It would be similar to making sausage. As I’ve said before… sausage, the process of stuffing an animal into it’s own intestine. Much like the subject at hand.
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