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1. Fern says:

   November 18, 2009 at 7:42 am

   That’s wrong; midgets don’t have night vision, dwarfs do.

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2. this says:

   November 18, 2009 at 8:01 am

   this is so unfunny.

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3. Brian B says:

   November 18, 2009 at 10:46 am

   No, simple science proves midgets do not have night vision.

   If they DID have night vision and Darwin was right, we’d all be midgets.

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   • Prawn says:

     November 19, 2009 at 9:39 am

     Swing and a miss, you failed to understand evolution. Thanks for coming up to bat though.

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   • mockergrl says:

     December 29, 2009 at 8:57 am

     i agree

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4. Person says:

   November 20, 2009 at 6:09 am

   I checked the dictionary and the monster manual. Midgets live underground, so they do have darkvision.

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5. DaDewd says:

   November 20, 2009 at 5:19 pm

   “Do may think say Torrent”

   Amazing.

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6. Fish! says:

   December 4, 2009 at 8:44 pm

   They do if they’re Hiei.

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7. Cat says:

   December 13, 2009 at 4:30 pm

   108,000 results? 0_0

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8. Nina says:

   January 19, 2010 at 8:30 pm

   Yeah! They also have telepathy! Those midgets are gonna take over the world one day…

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9. nzb says:

   January 20, 2010 at 8:03 am

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