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Things To Wish On Your Worst Enemy


i really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight

Okay, calm down Jeff Goldblum.

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  1. The last result is of the same quality as the first. Actually, I’m having problems determining which one is better.

  2. Isn’t that what PeeWee was hoping for from Pterri?

  3. bob says:

    the last one isn’t bad either

  4. Why is this already in my search history (as opposed to the auto-suggest list). I am afraid of the guy who used to have this office…

  5. Iriendis says:

    Well…I think the last thing is quite strange too…. ._.

  6. Lynz Catastrophe says:

    Oh good, i’m not the only one who is paying attention to the last one. Whats this line from anyways?

  7. Maliceva says:

    “I really had to poop a lot so that I could be this hot”?

    AWESOME.

  8. Someone says:

    The first one is better; it means more people wanted this person to be violated by a dinosaur than those who liked this person.

  9. Cantalia says:

    Actually, that reminds me of the comic, “The Motherf**king Pterodactyl” which would probably go perfect with it.

    And the last one is pretty darn good too.

  10. madcow says:

    What. The. Fuck.

  11. Winger says:

    hey i saw that video!

  12. ubik says:

    The last one is not to bad either.

  13. Al says:

    It’s unlikely

  14. CB says:

    The last one is from a parody – check out I’m More Wizer on YouTube.

  15. FunnehCat says:

    @the title

    you got issues if you’re your own worst enemy. (lit reference)

  16. georgia says:

    Hahahaha i saw that video too.. porno tube!!


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