Well, Keep The Door Closed

Maybe it’s just mad you keep slamming the door in its face.
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Maybe it’s just mad you keep slamming the door in its face.
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FIRST
you are the kinda guy who would yell that when cannibal were trying to figure out who to eat arent you?
Don’t hate it…it’s from the J2800 product line…they aren’t that advanced yet as to be able to think for themselves. It just does, what it has been programmed to to.
The J2900 model for example already could point out phrases like:
– Did it diededed?
– In Mother Russia %VARIABLE B% will %VARIABLE A% you
and the oh so beloved
– I liek tuurrdels
I remember that movie!
This is a quote from the 82 movie “The Thing”.
You gotta be fucking kidding.
It’s a wombat, a rabid squirrel, or my girlfriend on her period. In any case, we better run!
Hey, have any of you seen my vile of Metamorphisis potion? I could’ve sworn I left it in the other room, right next to Fido…
It even gets better with repeated viewings, when at the beginning, you’re already like “OMFG shoot the dog! SHOOT THE DOG!!!”
After I watched the Thing again, I was literally screaming-”SHOOT THE DOG! NOT THE NORWEGIAN GUY, THE DOG!”
I loved that movie.
I never did figure out if they ACTUALLY killed it or not. Was the black dude it? If so, we’re all screwed next spring when they send a rescue team.
SHOOT THE DAMN DOG!
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