Google: The Land Before Time
The first draft of the Jurassic Park screenplay makes the rounds in Hollywood:
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Or perhaps a remake of The Core ?
Spotting the role of a lifetime, Daniel Day-Lewis method prepares an audition:
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or you could just use one of these.
Sadly, it doesn’t go so well. Spielberg is not known for mincing words:

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maybe he has a phobia.


The one at the bottom of the third one is also funny
beauty requires some sacrifices
i clicked here to say exactly the same thing, thanks for saving me time pointing it out (P.S: i do realise this sentence is longer than the comment i came here to say, so no smart-ass comments please)
you are no fun.
Neither are you…
It’s from a MADtv skit making fun of Britney Spears
It was a parody of Womanizer about her comeback, at the end she says:
“You have no idea, it’s real smokey and stinky in here, but don’t I look good y’all?
YAY ME!
It was real hard to get this thin! (singing) I really had to poop a lot so that I could be this hot!
Oh thats so good! Oh shoot! That should’ve been in the song!”
It’s my favorite thing everrrrr
Could it be… Pedo Pterodactyl?
yes indeed the former form of pedo bear!!!!
No. Pedobear is the prehistoric form of Pedobear
Pedodactyl.
Pedodactyl
Why on earth would that DIScourage time travel?
I wonder how they explain the fossils
the “dinosaurs were invented by the cia to discourage time travel” one is actually the name of a song by “math the band”
I was going to say that, LOL
The last one is in reference to a porn movie involving hand puppets and pterodactyls.
Learned that via a “find the worst porno EVER” battle.
It won.
hahaha i love the last one
and the second down on the third one
I am SO confused now….
The pterodactyl is a quote from near the end of the movie 300…. supposedly (though I don’t remember it).
Now, Jesus as a mischievous badger? I got no clue on that one…
It’s from a conversation in the movie ‘Talladega Nights’.
Funny stuff…. if you can stand Will Farrell.
i like tacos when i’m in Яussia! do you like tacos in Яussia? my head hurts wait were am i?
“red vs blue” is awesome!
the cia wants to cover up time travel because dinosuars are scary as tits, there fore they created fossils and bones to prove that dinosaurs are real and no one will want to go back then.
Tits are scary?! lol
Anyway i wouldn’t mind time travelling just to get eaten by a pink dinosaur. (and yes, i do think dinosaurs are pink) XD
hahahahahaha the pterodactyl one was pretty funny
So funny
D*mnit….my pterodactyl must of gotton loose again
Woo pterodactel specilly pink one pedo ones too the past sound it’s time traveling time
like wtf mate?
If you look around the internet, you will in fact find pterodactyl porn. I both weep and feel slightly aroused.
Rule 34
Well duh, everyone knows that dinosaurs are a big conspiracy. It’s all related to the New World Order, you know..
lol i love the dinosaur ones
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