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The first draft of the Jurassic Park screenplay makes the rounds in Hollywood:

dinosaurs were made up by the cia to discourage time travelSubmitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Or perhaps a remake of The Core ?

Spotting the role of a lifetime, Daniel Day-Lewis method prepares an audition:

i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur

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or you could just use one of these.

Sadly, it doesn’t go so well. Spielberg is not known for mincing words:

i really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight

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maybe he has a phobia.

More Autocomplete Madness:
Never Have Unprotected Robot sex
Pray You Don’t Get Tetanus
That’s A Big Problem

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  1. god++ says:

    The one at the bottom of the third one is also funny

    • make love not work says:

      beauty requires some sacrifices

    • masaki115 says:

      i clicked here to say exactly the same thing, thanks for saving me time pointing it out (P.S: i do realise this sentence is longer than the comment i came here to say, so no smart-ass comments please) :)

    • me says:

      It’s from a MADtv skit making fun of Britney Spears

      It was a parody of Womanizer about her comeback, at the end she says:

      “You have no idea, it’s real smokey and stinky in here, but don’t I look good y’all?
      YAY ME!
      It was real hard to get this thin! (singing) I really had to poop a lot so that I could be this hot!
      Oh thats so good! Oh shoot! That should’ve been in the song!”

      It’s my favorite thing everrrrr

  2. Puff says:

    Could it be… Pedo Pterodactyl?

  3. Kit says:

    Why on earth would that DIScourage time travel?

  4. bailey says:

    the “dinosaurs were invented by the cia to discourage time travel” one is actually the name of a song by “math the band” :D

  5. HV says:

    The last one is in reference to a porn movie involving hand puppets and pterodactyls.

    Learned that via a “find the worst porno EVER” battle.

    It won.

  6. fieldhockeyace9 says:

    hahaha i love the last one

  7. Miki says:

    and the second down on the third one

  8. lalibertem says:

    I am SO confused now….

  9. Amy S. says:

    The pterodactyl is a quote from near the end of the movie 300…. supposedly (though I don’t remember it).

    Now, Jesus as a mischievous badger? I got no clue on that one…

    • Stay Frosty says:

      It’s from a conversation in the movie ‘Talladega Nights’. :) Funny stuff…. if you can stand Will Farrell.

  10. sir realism says:

    i like tacos when i’m in Яussia! do you like tacos in Яussia? my head hurts wait were am i?
    “red vs blue” is awesome!

  11. dont ask says:

    the cia wants to cover up time travel because dinosuars are scary as tits, there fore they created fossils and bones to prove that dinosaurs are real and no one will want to go back then.

    • To lol or not to lol... says:

      Tits are scary?! lol
      Anyway i wouldn’t mind time travelling just to get eaten by a pink dinosaur. (and yes, i do think dinosaurs are pink) XD

  12. lolybaggin says:

    hahahahahaha the pterodactyl one was pretty funny

  13. Flashbac says:

    So funny :)

  14. ponG says:

    D*mnit….my pterodactyl must of gotton loose again

  15. Zomgman says:

    Woo pterodactel specilly pink one pedo ones too the past sound it’s time traveling time

  16. Anonymous says:

    If you look around the internet, you will in fact find pterodactyl porn. I both weep and feel slightly aroused.

  17. Adamski says:

    Well duh, everyone knows that dinosaurs are a big conspiracy. It’s all related to the New World Order, you know..

  18. rene says:

    lol i love the dinosaur ones :)

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