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I’d like to see ‘em try and sexually assault me when I’m a mermaid! Ha!
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What I want to know is why people want to become mermaids so desperately…
…and why that’s more important to them than finding out about sex offenders that may live near them. People seem to have some pretty screwed up priorities…
Yes, Virginia, there is a spell. It’s called genetic engineering, and that’s who we’re selling- er, I mean you’ll be taking a nice long visit with the friendly doctors over at the Gattaca Corporation.
The sex offender you’re looking for is the one at the pool dressed as a mermaid.
OH GOD I LOST THE GAME.
Ah Alice now I lost the game. The first two I have never laughed so hard.
Well thanks for making everyone else here lost the game.
This morning I caught part of an episode of the show “Charmed” in which one of the characters becomes a mermaid- I guess some viewers thought it was a pretty sweet idea?
The mermaid thing is at least partly to blame on FAILBlog because there was a screen grab posted there of someone asking that very question on Yahoo Questions!
There More You Know!
but seriously i can’t believe no one has asked the important question here:
IS THERE A SPELL THAT WORKS?
But how do mermaids piss?
Presumably the same way as fish do.