The Twilight Saga: As Told by Autocomplete Me
Twilight: Bella meets Edward.
New Moon: Jacob states his case.
Eclipse: Bella chooses Edward, demands sex, refuses condoms.
Breaking Dawn: Edward asks Google to explain Bella’s pregnancy.
And they all lived happily ever after.
Wait, what?
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
108 year old virgin part is epic
I agree.
lol @ this
LOL!!!XD not to mention ugly white body no wonder he can’t get laid blek
Epic win
Dear AutocompleteMe:
I love you. Very, very much.
Ms. Bennet, you autocomplete us!
it’s like you see into my soul!
Truly accurate! Awesome!
Why does everybody who hates twilight know so much about twilight?
Because a lot of them actually read and/or watch it BEFORE coming to the conclusion that they hate it.
Or you can just live with a twilight fan, their inane jabbering will get up to speed with Twilight in no time
Because we read it! I used to mock it based on mocking reviews, and then I realized maybe something was there, if so many people liked it, and mocking it without having a clue might be making me look dumb. So I read them.
They do suck. I can continue to mock.
I’m amused, wasn’t the last question famous before that last twilight book? I can’t believe a book exists that would make that question logical. It’s ridiculous. xD
Never hear about twilight: Because we’ve read every single one! They are so trashy, so bad, and I just had to finish them all. The best part about reading them is all the great parodies and jokes out there. Like the website I posted, for example.
baby drinking blood one is fake.
It actually isn’t fake. It was a Yahoo Answers question. The oringinal one has probably been deleted, but here it is from another server:
http://malaysia.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080504235920AAGJ4Z7
Yes, this was a fake Yahoo Answers post that I think originated on FailBlog or something similar. Still, when I saw it resurface here a few days ago, the first thing I thought of was Twilight.
I just checked. There is a real forum thread where a guy really asked this question. It was either some guy screwing around with people, really bad question wording (as in there’s some other problem), or he really is that stupid.
damn!
The only effective Weapon against vampires. AIDS!
Oh my gosh that is too funny. I particularly enjoyed the “drinkin’ the blood” one the most. (:
There is a new one on Edward Cullen.
Edward Cullen is .. a fairy
Me and my friends made up a song about Edward Cullen-
You better shout, you better Cry, you better pout
Cuz Edward Cullen’s raping you tonight!
He sees you when you sleeping (*gasp*)
He knows hen your awake! (Per-vert!)
His name is Edward Cullen so get ready to be raped! (*sudden intake of breath*)
It is to the turn of ‘Santa Claus is coming to town’
Edward is a 108 year old virgin douche who stalks Bella by watching her sleep like some kind of knocking-up vampire Santa Claus! Except he gives you aids and babies, not presents.
um @ not getting period…
you stop getting your period once you become pregnant cause the lining doesn’t break as the fetus develops there. And I thought they were like 14….
Regarding the last picture, that search result is so popular because it is the question asked on an infamous Yahoo Answers question. This search result came up obviously because so many people were looking for that Yahoo Answers question.
wow theres ads for twilight merchandice top left of the page ….
Now I know why so many people love this site
the 108 year old virgin is a group on facebook
I am confused…..Edward wasn’t a virgin, and the baby never drank Bella’s blood. Silly.
Those who don’t like Twilight Saga are not women.
I hope that’s sarcasm. It’s hard to tell over the internet. If not, I’m worried.
what. WHAT?
I’m confused by your comment.
What am I if not a woman? You know I’ve always wanted to be tiger or something cool like that so I guess if I’m not a woman I will be an awesome tiger.
Thanks for clearing that up Joannah. As I don’t like Twilight, and therefore I am clearly no longer a woman, I have decided to become a dragon.
Awesome!
Eeek! I submitted the edward cullen is so beautiful I creamed myself!
Thank you so much. This was really helpful.I’m about to be a first time parent do you have any more advice?
Thank you so much. This was really helpful.I’m about to be a first time mom do you have any more advice?