The Future Should Be Sooner

I dream about it every night on my buttermilk pancake bed.
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I dream about it every night on my buttermilk pancake bed.
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nobody loves rathergood.com?
http://www.rathergood.com/bacon was a fun song
Sounds like an easier way to get fatter.
The downside is that the uranium frying pan can go critical if your laser eggs burn.
Hover bacon? I love that guy!
Only if it has portals to the world without women.
There’s a few good ones in there. I like the second last one
Even my kids love hover bacon!
the second one from the bottom is what’s really funny about this
SO not kosher!
It’s made of bacon
And it can hover
La la la la laaa
We would all travel on pork around the nation
La la la la laaa
Only if it’s in my soap.
‘Cause it’s gonna be the future soon….
I won’t always be this way.
When the things that make me weak and strange
get engineered away….
Hover bacon? That’s ridiculous. Bacon will hover when pigs fly.