Punch It In The Nose
Play hard to get. Mate now and that dolphin won’t respect you in the morning.
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Fuck (not literally!) the dolphins, see answers 1 and 4!
Ah. Good to know. I’ll keep that in mind next time I run into a ginger kid. Oh, wait. I’m supposed to punch the dolphin in the nose? Well what do I do about the ginger kid??!??!
Let the dolphin
What do I do if a boy likes me and my tampon gets stuck?!?
Pretend it’s a mermaid!
You complain to the La Grunta Resort management and get a buttload of free swag.
So that’s two buttloads?? What a deal!
This reminds me of that episode of ‘King of the Hill’ where a dolphin tries to have sex with Hank.
I called it first!
Dolphins HAVE been known to try and get frisky with humans, so I can understand why someone would search for that previously. Just talk to anyone who works with dolphins on a regular basis, they are some of THE most frisky things on the planet, right next to some types of monkeys…
True that. Dolphins are also one of the few animals that are known to rape. A group of males force a female into rock formations och crevices and such and then “wham, bam, thank you ma’am”.
Forget about the sweet sweet dolphin lovin’. Can we talk about Google’s obsession with ravenous, hungry gingers? I can’t believe it made the list TWICE.
lol @ the other one:
what do i do when a ginger kid bit me?
With a boy dolphin you’d really be advised to abstain, they’re incredibly strong and… large. So just give him a handjob instead. With a girl dolphin, it’s up to you if you want to go all the way. Though doing it in shallow water is a good idea if possible.
…or so I hear.
I’ve heard that too. Some of the very weird websites around… but yeah, dolphins are what, 400+ creatures of pure muscle? Yeah… you don’t want to mess with them. They are usually very well-mannered, but like most animals, they could kill you in a second if they so wished.
If a dolphin wants to mate with you, you sue him for immoral porpoises.
You take it like a man :p
close your legs!