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As a parent, I already have a punishment hierarchy worked out. If he misses the bowl, he gets chastised. If it goes in two directions, he’s grounded. However, if he can pee in three directions, I’m taking the kid to a talent agency!
I’m more conserned about the people whose wee burns and poo bleeds.
OOPS! that why? i forgot to down my zipper!
No, it’s the third stream that runs to ground.
It seems like a good time to write a peom for this subject.
Oh, the directions
in which urine shoots from my erection
Oh, it now seems my pee
shoots a duel stream
Oh, will my dad be irate
when he notices the amount of streams i sprayed
Oh, my father will be sick
when he notices that neither shot from my dick.
I want to have your babies.
Bahaha, “bad parenting”? Good parenting more like it. That kid is gonna be the envy of so many dudes standing next to him at the urinal.
Sixty Hertz urine,
Alternating current whiz,
Stay clear of third rail!
Garth. That was a haiku.
Interestingly enough the first thing that came to my mind was ‘electrically grounded?’
Fake
I like to think of it as acquiring a power-up.
only if your name is butters