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“Trust me: latex ain’t gonna deter divine sperm.” — The Virgin Mary
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“Trust me: latex ain’t gonna deter divine sperm.” — The Virgin Mary
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Gross… *shivers*
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you’re a dick.
Jesus loves you, but he’s not in love with you.
Jesus love you long time.
Jesus says he loves me but he never calls.
Jesus loves you, but his real love is dance!
Hells yes *irony*, it got up! *dance*
This is the funniest thing I have read on here in a while! I’m probably going straight to Hell, but I don’t care. lol
Is this Divine Contraception?
The last one there is quite funny as well:
“i know jesus loves me but i just want to be friends”