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jesus loves me but i make him wear a condom

“Trust me: latex ain’t gonna deter divine sperm.” — The Virgin Mary

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  1. Wesmania says:

    Gross… *shivers*

  2. Rich says:

    Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you’re a dick.

    Jesus loves you, but he’s not in love with you.

    Jesus love you long time.

    Jesus says he loves me but he never calls.

    Jesus loves you, but his real love is dance!

  3. Jazzeh says:

    Hells yes *irony*, it got up! *dance*

  4. Steph says:

    This is the funniest thing I have read on here in a while! I’m probably going straight to Hell, but I don’t care. lol

  5. Kern Of Gort says:

    Is this Divine Contraception?

  6. Bob+Cheese says:

    The last one there is quite funny as well:
    “i know jesus loves me but i just want to be friends”


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