Because You Are Awesome

Because you evolved from pigs, unlike the rest of us. Luckily, it means you taste delicious.
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Because you evolved from pigs, unlike the rest of us. Luckily, it means you taste delicious.
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People are just so hard to digest.
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Also, never do the possible, only the impossible. Words to live by.
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Sorry you had to learn about the stork the hard way.
Ed note: Best movie ever?
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What did I ever do to you, Jackie Chan?
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So is pooping anywhere you feel like it the alien way of hitting on someone? I’m not sure I buy it. Remember that time Google tried to tell us dinosaurs were invented by the CIA?
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Clearly the work of a beautiful mind.
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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 and to infinity and beyond...