Because You Are Awesome

Mar. 5, 2010

why do i have four nipples

Because you evolved from pigs, unlike the rest of us. Luckily, it means you taste delicious.

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That Is What Volcanoes Are

Mar. 5, 2010

does god get diarrhea

People are just so hard to digest.

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It Happens

Mar. 4, 2010

i mistook my wife for a hat

Is it because she’s so stimulating?

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Your Logic Hurts My Head

Mar. 4, 2010

never have children, only grandchildren

Also, never do the possible, only the impossible. Words to live by.

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Oysters Love Walks

Mar. 3, 2010

taking my oyster for walkies

Look out mini-pigs, Oysters are the new designer pet.

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I Know She Is…

Mar. 3, 2010

your mother is a freakin' ardvark

Sorry you had to learn about the stork the hard way.

Ed note: Best movie ever?

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That’s Quite A Skill…

Mar. 2, 2010

i will kick your nipples off

What did I ever do to you, Jackie Chan?

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Extraterrestrial Ass

Mar. 2, 2010

donkeys aren't monkeys donkeys are aliens

So is pooping anywhere you feel like it the alien way of hitting on someone? I’m not sure I buy it. Remember that time Google tried to tell us dinosaurs were invented by the CIA?

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Because It’s Funny?

Mar. 1, 2010

why do i keep hitting myself with a hammer

A wayward nail searching for a support group.

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Similar Career Paths

Mar. 1, 2010

when i grow up i want to be a principal or a catepillar

Clearly the work of a beautiful mind.

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