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Mariah Carey is a law-maker now?

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We hear the Rockettes moved their training boot camp down to Kansas. Those chickens have a lot to teach.

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Food for thought: The fact that Pringles look like saddles is no accident.

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Does it ever seem grammar really most learn the word?

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Too bad your brother isn’t John Cusack.

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Next you’ll be asking about pooping back and forth.

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This one’s easy. It’s what the CEO of White Castle says when you ask, “What the eff is a chicken ring*?”

*Sadly, these no longer exist.

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Also a place to bury all those horrible Jersey Shore spoofs, Leno impressions and painfully earnest aspiring singer-songwriters.

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Favorite comment ever (seriously, ever) from Gero:

You know, just because it actually does mean something to some people, doesn’t mean it isn’t funny when taken out of context. The entire purpose of this site is to do just that. It’s fine to say what the search is about, but can we stop saying that just because it is a legitimate search, it’s not funny, because that’s just not true. I get a laugh out of most of these, even the ones that I know exactly what was being searched for. The truth of it is, if the phrase has gotten enough people typing it in to show up in the suggestions on Google, it’s going to be something real, and probably mundane as well, but that doesn’t stop the out of context phrase from being hilarious…

Yes, it’s called eHarmOrdnung.com. After you successfully enter your information into the personality profile, you’re immediately rejected for being an unfavorable match.

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It’s very, very important to keep telling that to Criss Angel.

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