It’s Valentine’s Day and a familiar feeling crops up…

In desperation, you make a terrible mistake:

You attempt to rectify said mistake:

Your sister just doesn’t understand:

It doesn’t go over so well. She moves on.

SEASON ONE: Oceanic Flight 815 crashes on a mysterious island. Everyone survives. What?

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SEASON TWO: The gang peers into the hatch.

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SEASON THREE: Viewers respond.

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SEASON FOUR: Back on the mainland, the Oceanic Six shack up.

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SEASON FIVE: Locke turns things around.

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SEASON SIX: Locke vs. Jacob. Jack vs. Sawyer. H-Bomb vs. Juliet. Etc.

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Joseph discovers that Mary is in a family way.

Mary has a theory as to what happened.

The Pharisees try to discredit Jesus.

Judas starts to get a little uncomfortable with the whole thing.

The Last Supper.

Merry Christmas!

Twilight: Bella meets Edward.

New Moon: Jacob states his case.

Eclipse: Bella chooses Edward, demands sex, refuses condoms.

Breaking Dawn: Edward asks Google to explain Bella’s pregnancy.

And they all lived happily ever after.

Wait, what?

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The first draft of the Jurassic Park screenplay makes the rounds in Hollywood:

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Or perhaps a remake of The Core ?

Spotting the role of a lifetime, Daniel Day-Lewis method prepares an audition:

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or you could just use one of these.

Sadly, it doesn’t go so well. Spielberg is not known for mincing words:

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maybe he has a phobia.

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