Because You Are Awesome

Because you evolved from pigs, unlike the rest of us. Luckily, it means you taste delicious.
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Because you evolved from pigs, unlike the rest of us. Luckily, it means you taste delicious.
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Because it’s salty! *rimshot* No, seriously, it’s because @DennysGrandSlam controls the internet.
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It’s for parents who only want to be 50% cruel to their foul-mouthed kids.
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I dream about it every night on my buttermilk pancake bed.
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