He'll Be Delicious

Jan. 19, 2010

Put that mayonnaise on your child

Then grab two slices of rye, a pickle and watch your IQ skyrocket.

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Eat Them And Gain Their Powers!

Nov. 19, 2009

how to raise your iq by eating gifted children

Yeah but keep in mind that truly gifted children are less likely to be lured into your candy house.

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Thanks Mom

Nov. 6, 2009

sometimes when i look at my children i say to myself lillian you should have remained a virgin

Oh, Lillian. Just wait until your children write a tell all.

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I Hear Ya

Nov. 4, 2009

omg i so need a glass of wine or i'm gonna sell my kids

Will that glass of wine also stop me from selling my soul?

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