Google: The Land Before Time

Dec. 5, 2009

The first draft of the Jurassic Park screenplay makes the rounds in Hollywood:

dinosaurs were made up by the cia to discourage time travelSubmitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Or perhaps a remake of The Core ?

Spotting the role of a lifetime, Daniel Day-Lewis method prepares an audition:

i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur

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or you could just use one of these.

Sadly, it doesn’t go so well. Spielberg is not known for mincing words:

i really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight

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maybe he has a phobia.

More Autocomplete Madness:
Never Have Unprotected Robot sex
Pray You Don’t Get Tetanus
That’s A Big Problem

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Oct. 15, 2009

i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur

And then I like to play Ice Age by locking my sister in the freezer!

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