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Feb. 5, 2010

does beyonce worship the devil

‘Cause only a deal with the devil could result in a booty that ‘licious.

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Better Safe Than Sorry!

Feb. 5, 2010

jesus loves me but i make him wear a condom

“Trust me: latex ain’t gonna deter divine sperm.” — The Virgin Mary

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They Are Delicious

Feb. 2, 2010

They Are Delicious

Food for thought: The fact that Pringles look like saddles is no accident.

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There Are Lots Of Good Places On YouTube

Jan. 29, 2010

youtube a place to bury strangers

Also a place to bury all those horrible Jersey Shore spoofs, Leno impressions and painfully earnest aspiring singer-songwriters.

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You know, just because it actually does mean something to some people, doesn’t mean it isn’t funny when taken out of context. The entire purpose of this site is to do just that. It’s fine to say what the search is about, but can we stop saying that just because it is a legitimate search, it’s not funny, because that’s just not true. I get a laugh out of most of these, even the ones that I know exactly what was being searched for. The truth of it is, if the phrase has gotten enough people typing it in to show up in the suggestions on Google, it’s going to be something real, and probably mundane as well, but that doesn’t stop the out of context phrase from being hilarious…

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Punch It In The Nose

Jan. 26, 2010

what do i do if a dolphin wants to mate with me

Play hard to get. Mate now and that dolphin won’t respect you in the morning.

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They're All About It

Jan. 25, 2010

They

Now you know why your cat spent so much time on the computer — He was conspiring.

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The Chirping Turns Into Gunfire

Jan. 22, 2010

what if grasshoppers had machine guns

It’s your lucky day! Someone already answered this, and I believe the sky would submit to anarchy.

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Yeah, He Ate My Gerbil

Jan. 22, 2010

Yeah, He Ate My Gerbil

Even I could have predicted that.

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I Couldn't Agree More

Jan. 21, 2010

I Couldn

The key to immortality is realizing you are always wearing  pants, even when you aren’t. Deep.

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