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I’ve seen a couple of pterodactyls when I’ve been out drinking…..
Hahahahaha
soo awesome
I love your site. Wish people would send more!
I think it’s pretty self explanatory…
This is funny
We will never know at this point
Don’t you just love Google?
um… yah
google rocks.
Animal cruelty?
Would love an e-mail if this goes up!
Love the site, keep it up!
As if the internet didn’t already provide enough entertainment… Thank you, autocomplete.
I think it’s the muscle that allows you to jump
Love this site.
Absolutely brilliant idea for a website. Great work
wtf.
I don’t think you guys have this one…
Chuck is bad ass but is he really that BAD?
…
super mario the scary communist
awesome site
So we exhausted all the Googlewhacks (partly thanks to pointless word-list sites), and this is the new game in town, is it?
Oh man, what’s the point of life if I can’t wear them!
lol
hahaha… there are so many!! keep posting ;-P!
greetings
Ian
lol….
Rocking site. Only a matter of time eh!!?
From the swedish google but still awesome!
This site was a brilliant idea.
=D
Lol not what I was looking for.
Lol
…Really?
However, that is impossible, unless I had 18 lives…
I saw this and loled
I thought it was hilarious. Something ive thought about myself once or twice.
Well… breakfast IS the most improtant meal of the day… SURE!
I sure no mine isn’t
cool
Sorry, now I just regret posting this
brazil is in what country….kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Eh
Lol
HA!
HAHA Finally the life ong question can be answered
It makes you wonder what people freakin google these days…
soooooo, why did you eat all my bee’s anyway?
That seems difficult
I can wait
LAWLS
It’s to awesome to be true
hahaha
I think this one is funny
I love you.
I have nooo idea why anyone would ever ask this…
Love the site.
Opps made that one better then the last one so you see how many letters used instead of selecting it >.<
Sounds like a crazy dream!
Funny
Ummmm
I didn’t know I could identify like that with a search engine.
Seriously, i always thought so
no problem;)
thanks for letting me upload
hahaha thats a good one!
no more chinese food for you!
That guy must have some magic fingers
Lucky one
who would have thought that google would insult you while you are typing?
the picture describes it all
nice video
The problems people think the internets will help them solve…
Where…where?
maybe because he wants to mark you as his own?
who DID move his cheese?
Found one…LOL
yeah, I didn’t really know what to think…
This is dumb
I guess if you think about it it makes sense
good queston
This is not weird at all
Incest seems to be rather common…
such a great comparison…
People should know he will find them all before they find him…..
You’re welcome, I guess.
this is funn look at it and try
Thanks for the site!
…
I love this website it’s inspired me to do my own!
I dont know.. do you?
Awesome
Hope you find this…erm…wierd…
I use IGoogle so the “normal” Google doesn’t really turn up. But hope you like this!
lolz
http://www.youtube.com/coolioflip666
I’ll reconsider shopping there.
Sick of the media’s Twi-boner, I’m glad the internet has my back. For the most part.
Technology is a wonderful thing! Thanks for the daily laughs!
Just came across this, thought it was funny
I found this one i was trying to type i want superman bobblehead. and i forgot the a. but i found something a lot more humorous than a superman bobblehead.
There must be a million combinations which are funny in google- this one is no exception!
lolz?
Dating tips from google … always a must.
(:
tis r tu funniest tings evar. ur gon lauf ur headds offf n’stuff
rawr
ROFL.
This tickled my funny bone.
Mmmm……Strawberries.
huh
Hilarious.
How did they end up on my nipples anyway?
Hahaha
It’s lethal.
Because god is too busy creating wars.
Hope this gets a chuckle or two. Great site you have going here.
ah.
Funny
woot
dickle my tick, redwood high school, i <3 levi
Just found this one, thought it was pretty funny. Thanks for building a site like this, I’ve always wanted to see one like it but never have.
O.o
Even Google thinks that Obama is bad
What?
You know, the worst part is that these are all true and actually work!
……………………..
they need a witness too!
Hahaha
-
HAHA
Genius website.
I have fingered all my friends with your web address!
Smart.
Enjoy
nothing to comment on.
Somehow the Lady Gaga question seems more important.
HAHA.
I found this on accident.
i just wanna say your site is so funny. keep doing what you are doing
Yep
LOVE THIS SITE
Wow google…
yea this is still a classic one
I’m glad someone chose to ask this truly important question.
This is the exact question I was looking for. I figured that Google.com could help me discover why the strawberries were on my nipples
Really enjoy your site! Thanks!
This is false…
i found this while looking for crazy things on google
WTH?!?!?!?
hehehe
*gg*
some people are so poorly educated and racist…
i like to do that too!
wow….just wow….
LOL
they always forget to eat
:S
mhmm
kthxbai
what the hell is a velociraptor
It also explains the thumbs.
Google is a naughty naughty man
I found this…
Trying to find a funny good one.
Success!
=)
Funny Kurt Cobain!
Not even your death metal/techno and scene hair can save you now emo kids. Los mexicanos are on the warpath!!!
ha ha
please let me know if you post it.
whoot
Not quire sure where to start with this one.
Only 273 000?
oh my god.
why?
just… why?
My first sub!
I love this website, and I hope my autocomplete may just be published one time! Thanks for the great amusement!!!
what am i supposed to type
lol
When trying to look up mario kart cheats
What else would you do with a dead cat?
Yeah…
Lol…
Pretty sure the guests aren’t going to want the fruit salad anymore.
Please post my submission!
:O
A question all guys will wonder at one point or another.
Thanks!
found it while looking up the my girlfriend cheated found it hilarious that the revenge somehow mixed together with popeye the sailor whent together so well
HAHA!
Stumbled on this during a research project… Who knew google could be such fun
lol asians
umm i was bored
yes sir!
..that wouldn’t use my grandmother as a skateboard.
Hope you like it.
Them and their nine lives…
sweet site
wtf???!!!?!!?
Heard about this website today. Great idea!
found it
…So do i .
Weirdest question ever.
:]
this is funny
awesome
idk who it is
I found this…..don’t ask how….O.o
Herro world
Lol canadian
O Wow
heehee
woo
This is funny! I like pinapples sooo…=P
Coming to a winter olympics near you.
What color was washington’s white horse? What color is blood? what color is indigo? what color is Hazel? The world may never know.
LMFAO XD
just searching on google when I found this…
How many times have I had THAT argument?
hee hee what is the grafitti souls i not do know
this is wrong on so many levels
I found this and never saw it before.
Why wont god heal amputees. FTW
i can own ****************
word
Wow…I guess killing during a zombie apocalypse would be acceptable. I can’t even remember what I was looking for now. Too many better choices to google!
Lol
this was unexpected XXD
Is Beyonce’s music video the best? OF ALL TIME?????
That’s googlle for you!
I think I submitted this once before. It’s not good enough to get to the voting page?
Let me know if you need it as an email attachment instead.
Love the site,
-Matt
I just found this when my teacher mentioned the website one day and I thought I should try to complete one
haha
lol
i thought it was pretty funny myself
LOL I remember my first time
Hope it’s worth it.
enjoy
Surely that would scold?
Lol, found this when i was on school.
.
How are people still able to reproduce?
Lol, I really want to know who is looking up this crap…
that just happened
ha…
found this randomly and though what the hell are people coming to these days
and i LOL’d
I’m not sure
Fear-based Republicans turning to the internet?
Hope you like it!
Google does not support bestiality or pedophilia… as far as we know.
Click on that link and the first page that pops up is :Why does my vagina smell like fish? I found that you know just a bit bizarre….
Love autocompleteme.com!!!! hope i’ll be able to submit more stuff to you guys!!!
well I was trying out ascii code in the google search bar… and…
something was looking back at me!
SCARY!
I know it’s a bit more selection than most, but, really. Google said it first!
hummuch
Thought this might be funny enjoy
this is a better version than the one from a minute ago.
I sure Hope Not Brother
…
Well that’s good to know! Ready for round two?
What the hell I write here?
merry christmas !
Wow….. look after your pets folks.
awesome
yess first submission
You people should check out a site called whatgoogleknows.com it’s got everything funny that google knows.
this is what i asked for christmas
please attribute this to Howie094
:L is that normal?
xD
lolwhut
Who knew that squirrels might need underpants.
this site is fresh
What a funny website to blow off steam.
was trying to ask, why is this girl stupid… and a magical moment appeared.
lol
lol
weeeeeeeird
i’m no dog o,0
I just posted this becuase I thought it was funny, I hope you guys post it!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Howdy Ho! Love the website!
you guys rock. i’m hooked. search will never be the same.
I can’t believe someone actually has to ask this kind of question. Does it really have that much of an effect on their life?
i thought i was the only one..
i was just fooling around and this was like the first thing i typed and that came up.
LOL!
i just found this website – it’s awesome!
i sent mine, probably been done before but meh, it made me laugh ^_^
“Feeling Lucky Just Got Weirder…”
What is going on, I wonder?
CANADIAN RULZ!
It’s time to shake the Etchasketch and start anew, my friend
HEHE!!! We should ask him.
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee………………….
Who wouldn’t want to be drugs…
Like a typical husband all they make you do is cry.
Lolwut?!
)
It happens.
Never thought about that before ..
this is a comment.
blah blah blah.
lol
The world teeters on the brink; Santa is NOT coming to your house until the iphone is available from Verizon. Your life precariously swinging in the balance!
Really enjoy the site; keep with the funny.
nasty…
Hey. I really hope you like it. ACM is my favorite website, I really hope it gets published!
Great website keep up the good work!
No one lika him!
lets make this site popular
No comment needed
i love kim!
Quite disturbing actually.
I was actually shocked at the amount of searches for this… 48,100,000 wtf?!
This was pretty funny.
Ha! If this doesn’t get published I’ll be annoyed since “what do i do if…..a ginger kid bites me” and similar have been published.
‘wov it.
Ah those naughty dragons…
type “asd”
now I became obsessed with this thing. . . XDDD!
I love this website (:
Chuck Norris FTW
Maybe you can tell me?
Interesting…
stuff
Ha
reply
How long does it take for something to get submitted?
XD
lol
being bored in whistory. always pays off
don’t sleep under palm trees. you won’t wake up
need a car wash?
pirates are still better, no matter what
NOM NOM NOM
this one better make it on!!!
This is 100% true
greatest thing i’ve seen on the www
congrats
I suppose even ugly swans need some loving too
teet
Well I think the pic sums itself up quite well.
Awesome website. =)
No gray area there.
Continue with the amazing work. Every post makes me laugh even when I’m not in the mood to do so.
Hilarious!
they get really really wet………………
i think she might but we’ll never know with those costumes..
Why are indeed.
It makes it easier to fly with that little bump right there
yea
It is a Klondike Bar…..
The most awesome idea for a tv show ever
You’ve got to be kidding me
poop colors
f1rst
While trying to search for how to make something. I accidentally typed, how two…
At least they smell better.
Wow my first try at an autocomplete. Google is a fabulous wonderland of hidden secrets.
i love this website! <3
The cake is a lie… its a delicious promise that will never be so.
blah blah
Abortion fail.
A rather good question
Any guesses?
Keep up the good work guys, great site!
I hate it when that happens.
I got nothin
?
“Why” is all it takes, apparently. ;]
It’s amazing… it’s like Google knows all the questions that I want to ask, but just cannot find the words for!
I really don’t know how to answer the question being asked – “what’s the difference between peanut butter and jam”? Uh… one’s peanut butter, and the other is jam.
It is a puzzling query.
No comment
^^
While I love Sidney Crosby from the Pittsburgh Penguins, there are many people out there who disagree. These are all the responses I hear on a daily basis.
This is my first submission to Autocomplete Me
Yikes!
this is a strange one
Hmm… now that i think about it, why DON’T i own a canadian?!?!?
…Plus the other results are even scarier.
How to’s on google are hilarious.
wtf
woosh
It’s a fact.
this is such strangeness
ughh
i did not know the t-rex where working with Kim Jong il
hey
You know, I’m not surprised that people might think that about Lady Gaga, but Megan Fox?! Are you frickin’ kidding?!
How do ppl even think of things like this
What is this I don’t even
Movie theater research?
Where did I put the cat nip >.>
this isnt racist
Enjoy
you had to ask?
I’m guessing this is quite common…
a is for amy
accept pl0x
omg wtf these r so random but oso hilarious lol
thx loads for the funnies ;D
coo
XD I love this site. Keep up with the hilarity!
hahaha… seems that google censored the sensitive issue of islam… LOL
yOU AR E wELCOMe
Have fun!
Button Factory FTW!!!
Button Factory FTW !!!
Of all of the things to kiss……
lol
enjoy it haha
Another autocomplete weird thing… xD
Noiiice
Also responsible for the parakeet and LHC submissions, if you’d be so kind as to credit me for them too!
Kepp up the great work, haven’t seen anything this funny in a long time!
YES
I see that I’m not the only one searching for the really big answers in life
never ever??
how very very odd
This website is cool as!
haha, xD
love the site. LOVE IT
cool
Awsome site,
When will the dinosaurs learn TO BE EXTINCT!
I want to see him ride one.
I was searching up something about babies and this showed up.
My favourite meal of the day
this site is great!! I laugh my ass off at these google searches. hilarious!!
I have a lot of time on my hands.
It was only last week.
HAHA
Hopefully this get’s put in
hope you all like it. why CAN’T I own a canadian?
well i guess we’ll find out soon…
Random screenshot I took before I even knew this site existed and I just had to share. Cool site btw!
this kid will go far.
some things will never be answered….
i suggest Dove, also body mist might work
i suggest a dictionary or a deep convorsation with your doctor.
how are you alive?
@_@
Thanks
Nobody is forcing you to do it..lol
man, i wanna see wat this kids talking about!
..
google is racist ):
Great site ! lot of fun !
thanks!
I LUV UR POSTS-LOL
funnyyy
lol thnks for da help
I <3 autocompleteme!!!
I think it’s called “FAIL Giraffe”
See told you my sister was a hoe man
hey thank you!
Hi! :p
lol
What if the talking trees tell me to eat them?
They totally should register http://autocomplete.me !
I am an evil giraffe. I will eat all the leaves on this tree, and all the other giraffes will DIE.